Submitted by Anonymous Tipster on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 2:59pm.
Honestly, you're juggling flaming bowling pins with your head on fire while in the Official Duck Capital of North Dakota. Why go over the top by wearing your underwear on the outside?
[The reason it was the Official Duck Capital was that JT's flaming pins had a way of sailing into the audience, and people were always yelling "Duck!" - Dave]