Would love to have that Smith & Wesson on the officer's right hip.
Looks like it has been in the leather quite a long time.
~ ZM

The silver cover next to the dent in the fuel tank would seem to indicate a mouse trap (or rat trap) clutch mechanism is installed.

a mark !

Strange that the Harley doesn't seem to be equipped with a "suicide clutch".

After crossing the lawn, how did he get through the door, up the stairs, and off the balcony?

90 percent of all the Harleys ever built are still on the road. The other 10 percent made it home. Presumably, this is one of the 10 percent.

He hit a Porsche.

Hijinks lead to hilarity when Eddie Haskell shows off for Mrs. Cleaver in this lost episode of Leave it to Beaver.

"Don't leave your bike lying in the front yard when you're done riding it."

As a motorcycle enthusiast of many years I have had a few harrowing moments. This would go in the "one heck of a ride" column. I wonder if the rider had anything to do with the marks on the window frame by the S watermark.

I also noticed the lack of equipment hanging from the policeman's belt as compared to today's gear-laden officers.

"Never mind the excuses, I'm writing you a parking ticket."

This is why Hogs never caught on for motocross.

"I swear, officer -- that house came right outta NOWHERE. No signals or nothin'!"