Whether an olde shot like this charmer or a modern version, so many times the poor animals look just a tad embarrassed.

Some Edwardians would have stuffed her in this pose. Dogs like to work; hope this pup is more trained in the tradition of William Wegman and his photos than bad sad dog acts. She looks young and possibly restrained, though.

The dog looks like he wants a little phone privacy or to have these ridiculous clothes removed.

Mondo bizarro!